Confession time: I was never much for dolls as a kid. Barbie, Cabbage Patch, Polly Pocket, Jem … okay I tolerated Rainbow Brite because I was addicted to the cartoons, but also I played way more with Starlite than I ever did with her (and I was into My Little Ponies, too… fake girls, boo, fake animals, yay? I’m not sure what this says about me but it’s probably something).