A thing about me: I freaking love state fairs. Mostly it’s a pleasant association with playing hooky from school so I could join my dad while he took his FFA students to learn how to judge livestock at Virginia’s fair each fall when I was a kid. Also I loved the rides (though as an adult I’m way more skeptical of things that go at any rate of speed that are routinely dis- and re-assembled) and the candy apples and funnel cakes, but mostly it was the specialness of it all – all those sights and sounds and smells and experiences in one place just one time each year.
There is a clause in the US Constitution that states that the US government ‘guarantees’ a ‘republican form of government’ in every state in the union. Biden should declare that it is clear that Wisconsin lacks anything resembling that, declare that an emergency exists, pursuant to which martial law is declared, and send in the troops to oust the entire pile of crap there. The entire Wisconsin government- the Governor, the legislature, all of the courts, and their judges, the sheriff’s departments, the police departments, the whole schmear. And say that there will be martial law in Wisconsin until a new constitution is imposed by the military that will make certain that nothing like this will ever happen again. Hee, hee. Can you imagine? I would stock up on popcorn and have my cable reconnected for an opportunity to watch THAT show.